Can someone edit my novels introduction?

Please tell me this is a joke, that you were trying to make every possible grammatical error your could. If not, then congratulations on some very impressive monkey typing.

I need help with understanding my life and motivation.?

I'm 16 years old and I've been having a lot of problems latly with school and things going on around me. I've been playing football for 10 years and i'm actually a really good athlete..im very fast and a great football player to watch. I was supposed to have a great junior football season and was predicted amoung the top running backs in my state... I had an awesome few first games rushing for almost 500 yards on just 63 carries in 2 and a half games, but soon after I had injured my shoulder and had to have surgery which ended my season. I have never been so discouraged about anything before because football is all I really have. After watching my team from the sidelines I started to get really depressed and I was noticing all the negative things around me. Recently I found out my GPA is only a 2.3 and I would really like to get a scholarship to play football at a Dl or Dll school but i'm afraid that won't be good enough...my family can't afford to send me to college without some sort of scholarship money. I'm having trouble finding happiness now and I seem to be forgetting about eveything I have really worked for. I know I'm a really smart kid but nothing ever shows considering my low GPA and the fact that I have almost been completly forgotten about in athletics. To be completly honest I have sunk so far down I have thought about suicide... I come off as such a happy kid but deep down I really need some help. If anyone had any advice for me I would really apreciate it.

I just took my blood pressure. What is going on?!??!?

I am an overweight 20 year old woman. 5 foot 6.5 inches. 150 pounds. Very small frame. I just got back from a run and I took my blood pressure on my dad's machine. He has high blood pressure so I figured mine would be through the roof after doing strenuous physical activity. I got 75 SYS mmHg, 52 DIA mmHg, and 57 Pulse. Why was it so low? Does this mean I should be increasing my activity?

Can anyone see history repeating itself?

What I really want to know is why we're not at war with the Saudis. Osama Bin Laden and 15 of those 19 hijackers on 9/11 were Saudis. They hate the Israelis, too, and Saudi Arabia is a dictatorship. They have more oil than Iraq, yet we are in bed with them because...?

AF Due Sunday 5/24! BFN and SUUUPER sad. Support?

Been trying for MONTHS! I feel like AF is coming, super bloated, really tired, really hungry, slight sporadic abdominal cramping... BB's are not sore as usual this month... Last night I felt nauseous and was dry heaving (TMI)... Feel fine today. Tested yesterday afternoon and got a BFN. I know it was a little early, but I wonder if I am making myself sick with anticipation. Do you think PG is still possible or do you think AF is knocking at my dang door again?

Macbeths Feelings, Inside thought's If Lady Macbeth insulted Macbeth, for being cowardly and stuff?

If I understand you correctly, I believe that you are referring to when he almost backed out of the murder of Duncan. In that case, I believe that he was feeling a need to prove his worth to her. He also wanted to please her because he loved her, and didn't want to disappoint her. I doubt that he was angered by her words at all, but I'm sure he was afraid of the crime he was about to commit. Her Speech strengthened his resolve and he did in turn murder Duncan. She wasn't really insulting him as much as she was goading him to murder Duncan.

Do i have bronchitis?

I think i may have bronchitis. Or i want to prevent form geting it as i am now starting to cough up yellow stuff. I am worried about an bacterial infection and will go to the doctor soon.

Starting solids too soon - can it make baby wake @ night?

You may want to hold off on the solids for another few weeks and then try again. It's still a little early for him to eat "real" food other than formula or milk.

Seriously, How many people really think that Sadam Hussain had weapons of M Destruction?

For that matter we know that North Korea has weapons of m destruction. We didn't invade N. Korea because Kim could level San Francisco with the push of a on. He did as much to his people as Saddam did, so why the invasion? A billion dollars a month is what we are losing.

How do you get started with colored gels? Can they be portable? (Shoot on Vinyl bd's instead of muslin?)?

I meant.. Can you shoot with colored gels on anything portable? Vinyl is too stiff, and I'm afraid that muslin would just look like a wrinkly mess unless I toted a steamer with me everywhere.

Can you get a perm like this?

As a cosmetologist I will tell you, you cannot get that look from a perm. Your best bet is to get yourself a good flat iron... Selena's hair looks to me like it was curled with a flat iron. You will need some product, Vavoom by Matrix is an awesome line for styling. Start with the shampoo and conditioner and then the root riser. Apply the 'Blow in Volume' before you blow dry and then curl your hair in sections with your flat iron, you may also try the 'Iron in Volume' as it will protect your hair from all that heat!! All of these products are by vavoom. You can by them at most salons, I know that Great Clips sells it, and if they do not have it they should be able to order it for you. DO NOT buy any professional hair products from anywhere but a salon, the products are sometimes contaminated, expired, or something completely different than what you paid for! Email me at shoegal38@yahoo.com if you have any questions :)

What is preventing my Ford from starting?

Bad battery. Your car runs just fine once it's started because the alternator is providing enough electricity to keep the vehicle operating, but the battery is not holding a charge. The reason your car sometimes dies when the RPM's drop is because the alternator is not spinning as fast, and the battery has no power to cover the load.

Why do candidates that have no chance of winning continue to run, or in some cases run in the first place?

Essentially why are people like Duncan Hunter, Mike Gravel, Ron Paul, Alan Keyes, Dennis Kucinich, etc. still in this thing? Why did people like Alan Keyes and Mike Gravel even run in the first place?

OK U FASHION DIVAS LOOK HERE!!!!!!!?

OK I will be flying to Philadelphia in a few days for Christmas and when i walk off the plane and see awaiting family i want them 2 b blown away with my style. but back 2 the begining fashion divas make me or describe to me a weeks worth of clothes. i do have a sense of style but i want ur ideas too, to better my style. plz keep in mind it will be around 30 degrees there. and im going to wear black sweater boots and possibly dark brown suede boots also so please keep ur pics and or descriptions to that color range. by color range i mean that it matches. also i would like to wear the black boots most thanks

How can I fix my crooked xBox 360 HDMI port?

I hooked my Xbox 360 to my HP monitor because I want to conserve more space in my room. So I saw that the HDMI port was crooked so I unbent it with a er knife it was a little crooked but I was able to stick the HDMI cable in it and the DVI-D to my monitor. When I turned my Xbox 360 on the monitor would have fuzzy and green lines going horizontally across the screen. I'm about to take it to repair shop to see if they can fix, I can't send it back microsoft because my warranty ran out.

Criticism to Creationism vs. Evolutionism?

There is no such thing as "evolutionism". We don't say that an anatomist studies "anatomism" or that a geneticist studies "geneticism". People who study evolutionary biology are biologists. Evolutionary biology is just one of many thoroughly explored divisions of biological science. Evolution is not a "belief". It is a well understood natural process, fully supported by vast scientific evidence. "Creationism" on the other hand is a philosophical/religious belief system, with no connection to true science. By "Creationism", I don't mean the belief that God brought into existence all that exists. That belief is completely compatible with facts revealed by science. "Creationism" is the opinion that every existing species was directly created by God "as is" - a belief that science clearly demonstrates to be utterly absurd.

Help me I'm in trouble. SOmething happened to me and I'm really really scared!?

Please help me! I was masturbating with a hot dog like my friend Trisha told me to do and it thawed and broke in half and one half is still in my ! What do I do??!!! How the hell am I supposed to get it out?! Everytime I try it goes in deeper and I'm really scared! What do I do?

Good PDA for pharmacy student?

I'm entering my fourth year of pharmacy school and I'm in the market for a PDA that i will be able to use for medical info software. I'm looking for a combination of both decent price and functionality. Does anyone out there have any suggestions?

Is the UN losing (or has it already lost) its relevance?

Is undermining by certain influential member states the cause of or merely the result of mismanagement within the UN?

I have a question about a lab I did in Biology cl?

That this stuff is getting in your water. you would use it because it is just plain water that has been sitting there, with no filtration or anything.