Can someone edit my novels introduction?

Please tell me this is a joke, that you were trying to make every possible grammatical error your could. If not, then congratulations on some very impressive monkey typing.

I need help with understanding my life and motivation.?

I'm 16 years old and I've been having a lot of problems latly with school and things going on around me. I've been playing football for 10 years and i'm actually a really good athlete..im very fast and a great football player to watch. I was supposed to have a great junior football season and was predicted amoung the top running backs in my state... I had an awesome few first games rushing for almost 500 yards on just 63 carries in 2 and a half games, but soon after I had injured my shoulder and had to have surgery which ended my season. I have never been so discouraged about anything before because football is all I really have. After watching my team from the sidelines I started to get really depressed and I was noticing all the negative things around me. Recently I found out my GPA is only a 2.3 and I would really like to get a scholarship to play football at a Dl or Dll school but i'm afraid that won't be good enough...my family can't afford to send me to college without some sort of scholarship money. I'm having trouble finding happiness now and I seem to be forgetting about eveything I have really worked for. I know I'm a really smart kid but nothing ever shows considering my low GPA and the fact that I have almost been completly forgotten about in athletics. To be completly honest I have sunk so far down I have thought about suicide... I come off as such a happy kid but deep down I really need some help. If anyone had any advice for me I would really apreciate it.

I just took my blood pressure. What is going on?!??!?

I am an overweight 20 year old woman. 5 foot 6.5 inches. 150 pounds. Very small frame. I just got back from a run and I took my blood pressure on my dad's machine. He has high blood pressure so I figured mine would be through the roof after doing strenuous physical activity. I got 75 SYS mmHg, 52 DIA mmHg, and 57 Pulse. Why was it so low? Does this mean I should be increasing my activity?

Can anyone see history repeating itself?

What I really want to know is why we're not at war with the Saudis. Osama Bin Laden and 15 of those 19 hijackers on 9/11 were Saudis. They hate the Israelis, too, and Saudi Arabia is a dictatorship. They have more oil than Iraq, yet we are in bed with them because...?

AF Due Sunday 5/24! BFN and SUUUPER sad. Support?

Been trying for MONTHS! I feel like AF is coming, super bloated, really tired, really hungry, slight sporadic abdominal cramping... BB's are not sore as usual this month... Last night I felt nauseous and was dry heaving (TMI)... Feel fine today. Tested yesterday afternoon and got a BFN. I know it was a little early, but I wonder if I am making myself sick with anticipation. Do you think PG is still possible or do you think AF is knocking at my dang door again?

Macbeths Feelings, Inside thought's If Lady Macbeth insulted Macbeth, for being cowardly and stuff?

If I understand you correctly, I believe that you are referring to when he almost backed out of the murder of Duncan. In that case, I believe that he was feeling a need to prove his worth to her. He also wanted to please her because he loved her, and didn't want to disappoint her. I doubt that he was angered by her words at all, but I'm sure he was afraid of the crime he was about to commit. Her Speech strengthened his resolve and he did in turn murder Duncan. She wasn't really insulting him as much as she was goading him to murder Duncan.

Do i have bronchitis?

I think i may have bronchitis. Or i want to prevent form geting it as i am now starting to cough up yellow stuff. I am worried about an bacterial infection and will go to the doctor soon.